Flashback Monday

Originally posted December 9, 2008

I'm Sir Duncan and I'll be your host tonight.

Before we get started lets go get a cup of joe, I was up so late last night. People kept trying to wrap me in blankets!! As if, yes I'm a pig but I have thick skin I don't need to be a pig in a blanket!
Okay yum those peppermint mochas are the bestest! Now it's time for school! Whhhhhat on today's menu it's PORK CHOPS! That's outrageous!!!!! I'm writing a letter, that's it!
Schools out let's go shopping I gotta buy my girl Elly a present for Christmas. Hmmm Toys made by Elves, Satisfaction Guaranteed, sounds a little dodgey to me.
This place should do it, dang it, no Wii Fits!! Sorry El you get a lump of coal.
Over on the west side of town, we have a family cutting Christmas trees, poor trees never saw that big ax coming.

Weeee faster dude!!! Let's get this baby home and decorate!!
On the east side we have some hooligans...HEY KIDS CUT THAT OUT...you you you...come on guys, I have delicate skin I can't just slide on my belly all the time. Damn kids always steal my sled.
In other news on the bay bridge, you might see we have some flooding going on. Can't resist...must. go. in.
Nothing like a mud bath, so good for the skin.On the north side of town Christmas is in full swing. Fa la la la...
Too much eggnog eh Liz? You embarrass me!Thank you for your time tonight, this is Sir Duncan signing out. HEY LIZ...time for you to go to church!! Don't you walk away from me...Liz, LIZZZZZZ!!!